Ki

Craftiness, Geekery, & Anxiety

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If Wheel of Time characters knew what I said about them...

Me:
Wow, Elaida overreacts to everything
Elaida:
*balefires my door, runs into my room, and punches me in the face* I DO NOT OVERREACT!! 50 YEARS OF PENANCE FOR THIS SLANDEROUS LIE!!!
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Me:
Moiraine is so cool
Moiraine:
As cool as I must be...
Me:
Damn right
Moiraine:
*suddenly wearing dark shades* Damn right
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Me:
Nynaeve is perfect
Nynaeve:
Yes, I am
Me:
And you are perfect with Lan
Nynaeve:
Yes, that is true
Me:
But secretly, I ship you with Moghedien
Nynaeve:
*stares at me for five minutes in silence and then hits me with a stick and walks away*
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Me:
Secretly, I ship you wi-
Moghedien:
*balefires me out of existence*

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chibird:

The more you say it, the more you believe it. The more you believe it, the truer it will become as you strengthen yourself and your confidence!

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chibird:

The more you say it, the more you believe it. The more you believe it, the truer it will become as you strengthen yourself and your confidence!

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